upt0wn-niqqahh:

is that soulja boi

(Source: 2hunna, via keep-that-pussy-wet)

scenephase:

i’m gonna become a prostitute that only accepts payment in tacos

(via chr1sbrown)

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me

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queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

(via chr1sbrown)

"Most days I wish I never met you because then I could sleep at night and I wouldn’t have to walk around with the knowledge there was someone like you out there."

- Good Will Hunting (1997)

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sacajaweasvagina:

the first dance at my wedding will be to the hoedown throw down

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